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The US top-level hand gesticulator, Donald Rumsfeld, is making the rounds in Beijing this week. Rumsfeld warned China that many in Washington are nervous about China's secretive modernization of its armed forces. Heeding Rumsfeld's word, China then invited Rummy to visit General Jing Zhiyuan's headquarters, where he apparently became the first foreigner ever to see a Chinese general's command post and sign a big empty guest book. Could this be a signal that General Jing's command center will be the newest stop for tour groups in Beijing? more ›