Rep. Pete Hoekstra's creepy, racist Superbowl ad was just asking to be spoofed. And now, Funny Or Die has come up with the first of what we think will be many parodies. more ›

Two five-year-old Taekwondo "masters" face-off in this epic fight/dance battle. The cutest thing we've seen in a while, just try not to smile. more ›

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Hilarious story as told by our friends from Next Media Animation. More on what happened here. More NMA hilarity here. more ›

At least we think so! Today on Metro Line 1 a dog, of its own accord, got on the metro at Xinzha Station and then got off at Hanzhong Road, later seen running off in search of... something... perhaps its owner? more ›

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Seriously, now, if someone invented a lightweight, foldable, portable, and easy-to-clean version of this, it could be the next big must-have item for tourists coming to this side of the world! more ›

Watch this China-born YouTube warrior tear into all the annoying mistakes commonly made by Chinese learners of English, as he tries to convince them to actually learn how to pronounce an English word, rather than relying on Chinese character approximation (E.g. Hali Pote (哈里坡特) instead of Harry Potter). more ›

China Digital Times has translated a set of really hilarious responses from Sina Weibo users to an American expatriate who just got to town and wants to know how he might be able to log on to Facebook where all of his friends and family are: more ›

This is just plain hilaaaarious: Cops in NYC have arrested a worker at a funeral supplies shop in Chinatown that sells joss paper and other papier-mâché items that Chinese people the world over like to burn for their deceased family members. more ›

This is one helluva recommendation letter that someone wrote for her ayi. One wonders if she got the job?
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So, as it turns out, former president Jiang Zemin (江泽民) is not dead, and he's just resting at home busy sending wreaths to other dead men. But just in case anyone's missing the old man, here's a Jiang Zemin impersonator to whip up some nostalgia for the great originator of the Three Represents. He gets a respectable 7 out of 10 from us. more ›

The hurt feelings of the Chinese people, caused by the meeting between US President Barack Obama and the Dalai Lama, dramatised by the one and only Next Media Animation: more ›

Is Jiang Zemin dead or is he not? To be very frank, we don't really care. But here's more NMA goodness about China's crackdown on all those rumours: more ›

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Ever since Expo blasted through town stripping us of food streets, pajamas, and chinglish (basically everything fun) we've found few if any chucklz amongst Shanghai public signs. So you can imagine our delight at this wonderfully pure specimen spotted by the escalator in the Shanghai Long-Distance Coach Terminal. more ›

This video comes from across the Japanese Straits but it's so good we thought we'd share it with everyone as a lunchtime laugh. Hilaaaaarious! more ›

We have no doubt that Chinese inventors will soon rule the world. Don't believe us? Well, just take a look at this video. Some wonderful company in Jiangsu has apparently invented a sperm collecting machine. Great! With this machine, now sperm banks around the world no longer need to get donors to "do it yourself". The machine boasts of a cylinder pump which they say feels like a vajayjay inside. Like it tighter? Looser? Faster? Slower? All of that, and the height of the pump itself is adjustable. There's also a screen that can play you your favourite porn in a wide variety of file formats while the machine pumps the baby batter out of you. This machine is supposedly great for sufferers of premature ejaculation because it helps to desensitise the penis. Any PE patients out there? Get one from their Alibaba store for the great price of US$2,800 and tell us if it works! more ›

China's got talent -- no kidding! Look what we've got in Taizhou, Zhejiang province -- a man driving not one, but two bumper cars on a busy city street. And the uniquely talented individual even tries to overtake a car at the lights! Fortunately for the other motorists, traffic police caught up with the man before he created any mayhem, and told the poor soul having the time of his life that bumper cars are meant for the amusement park and not, erm, meant for the roads. And fortunately for us too, surveillance cameras were on hand to catch all the action. Enjoy:
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When we told you yesterday that mainland Chinese are flocking to Hong Kong in droves to watch the world's first 3D porn film Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, we knew this was just low hanging fruit ready for NMA's picking -- and we were right! Enjoy: more ›

In this humorous little clip, Australian channel ABC explains to its curious viewers down under all the inner workings of this wonderful thing called the Great Firewall of China. You see, the Aussies themselves have been thinking of erecting their own little Great Firewall, and what better than to turn to the Chinese for some inspiration? more ›

The world 30 years from now, after Apple conquers the universe. [h/t to MicGadget] more ›

Hey check it out! Continuing in the vein of mapping out our private bits (see map of global penis size vs. IQ here), take a look at the world's boobs by breast cup size! Yet another example of Target Map's ability to provide indispensably important data in clear, geographical form. Unfortunately for China, they're not scoring too high on either index. The source of the boob data wasn't given, so we can't comment further on reliability or underlying variables. But it looks like some high fives might be happening up in Northern Europe and Russia... more ›

Spotted in a Shanghai hotel by the guys from Engrish.com: "Foot-soaking in spring time will strengthen Yang and reinforce vital energy, in summer it will dispel disease caused by heat and dampness, in autumn lubricate intestines and in winter warm the pubic region." more ›

This Penis Size Map is from a completely serious new website called TargetMap.com. According to this map, Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the world's most well endowed nations, while South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Burma -- all in east Asia -- are the world's least well endowed. Chinese men, clocking in at 10.89cm (4.3in), are the world's #8 least well endowed. Unfortunately though, because of difficulty in collating data, what you see on this map is from statistics compiled at different points in time. The data for China was apparently from the heady days of revolution (and malnutrition) in 1953.
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Our Douchebag of the Day comes in the form of UCLA student Alexandra Wallace who in her 3-minute video rant complains about the "hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year.” Wallace describes her frustration at the library saying Asian students just can't stop talking on the phone and disturbing her: "all of a sudden when I'm, like, about to reach an epiphany, over here from somewhere I hear, Ohhhhhhhh! Ching chong ling long ting tong! Ohhhhhhh!" She adds, "I swear, they're going through their whole families just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing." The video has since gone viral and received several million hits, eliciting a quick apology from Wallace who says she has received numerous death threats. For more, check out LAist's reports here and here.
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A very patient journalist coaches a fruit farmer in Hebei Province to say exactly what he wants him to say, "There have been no hailstorms in the fruit farms this year." Just as the crew is beginning to wonder if they can ever call it a day, the elderly gentleman finally gets it right after the 476,284th attempt.
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