Oops of the Day: CCTV anchor He Jia mistakenly declares (at 1'35"): "As we all know, the Philippines is Chinese territory. China has unquestionable sovereignty over the Philippines." The video went viral shortly after it first appeared on Sina Weibo, and was quickly scrubbed off the CCTV website. more ›

Stephen Colbert on blind activist Chen Guangcheng's miraculous escape: ‎"Apparently losing your sight doesn't only make your hearing better, it makes your balls bigger." more ›

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After bringing you 'Shit laowais say in Shanghai' last month, we have another Shanghai-based Youtube clip for your enjoyment. The 'Donnie does China' series started in January with a Boston townie 'teaching' English in a kindergarten, and the latest webisode sees him test out sex toys and being interviewed whilst leaning on a giant stone penis at the 2012 Shanghai 'Sexpo'. more ›

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Although the Cultural Revolution has been over for more than 35 years, its rhetoric still lingers on in the minds of some Chinese people. Terms such as "class enemies", though used as the worst insults some stubborn leftists can use, are now serving as some of the best humor. More after the jump... more ›

Rep. Pete Hoekstra's creepy, racist Superbowl ad was just asking to be spoofed. And now, Funny Or Die has come up with the first of what we think will be many parodies. more ›

Two five-year-old Taekwondo "masters" face-off in this epic fight/dance battle. The cutest thing we've seen in a while, just try not to smile. more ›

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Hilarious story as told by our friends from Next Media Animation. More on what happened here. More NMA hilarity here. more ›

At least we think so! Today on Metro Line 1 a dog, of its own accord, got on the metro at Xinzha Station and then got off at Hanzhong Road, later seen running off in search of... something... perhaps its owner? more ›

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Seriously, now, if someone invented a lightweight, foldable, portable, and easy-to-clean version of this, it could be the next big must-have item for tourists coming to this side of the world! more ›

Watch this China-born YouTube warrior tear into all the annoying mistakes commonly made by Chinese learners of English, as he tries to convince them to actually learn how to pronounce an English word, rather than relying on Chinese character approximation (E.g. Hali Pote (哈里坡特) instead of Harry Potter). more ›

China Digital Times has translated a set of really hilarious responses from Sina Weibo users to an American expatriate who just got to town and wants to know how he might be able to log on to Facebook where all of his friends and family are: more ›

This is just plain hilaaaarious: Cops in NYC have arrested a worker at a funeral supplies shop in Chinatown that sells joss paper and other papier-mâché items that Chinese people the world over like to burn for their deceased family members. more ›

This is one helluva recommendation letter that someone wrote for her ayi. One wonders if she got the job?
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So, as it turns out, former president Jiang Zemin (江泽民) is not dead, and he's just resting at home busy sending wreaths to other dead men. But just in case anyone's missing the old man, here's a Jiang Zemin impersonator to whip up some nostalgia for the great originator of the Three Represents. He gets a respectable 7 out of 10 from us. more ›

The hurt feelings of the Chinese people, caused by the meeting between US President Barack Obama and the Dalai Lama, dramatised by the one and only Next Media Animation: more ›

Is Jiang Zemin dead or is he not? To be very frank, we don't really care. But here's more NMA goodness about China's crackdown on all those rumours: more ›

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Ever since Expo blasted through town stripping us of food streets, pajamas, and chinglish (basically everything fun) we've found few if any chucklz amongst Shanghai public signs. So you can imagine our delight at this wonderfully pure specimen spotted by the escalator in the Shanghai Long-Distance Coach Terminal. more ›

This video comes from across the Japanese Straits but it's so good we thought we'd share it with everyone as a lunchtime laugh. Hilaaaaarious! more ›

We have no doubt that Chinese inventors will soon rule the world. Don't believe us? Well, just take a look at this video. Some wonderful company in Jiangsu has apparently invented a sperm collecting machine. Great! With this machine, now sperm banks around the world no longer need to get donors to "do it yourself". The machine boasts of a cylinder pump which they say feels like a vajayjay inside. Like it tighter? Looser? Faster? Slower? All of that, and the height of the pump itself is adjustable. There's also a screen that can play you your favourite porn in a wide variety of file formats while the machine pumps the baby batter out of you. This machine is supposedly great for sufferers of premature ejaculation because it helps to desensitise the penis. Any PE patients out there? Get one from their Alibaba store for the great price of US$2,800 and tell us if it works! more ›

China's got talent -- no kidding! Look what we've got in Taizhou, Zhejiang province -- a man driving not one, but two bumper cars on a busy city street. And the uniquely talented individual even tries to overtake a car at the lights! Fortunately for the other motorists, traffic police caught up with the man before he created any mayhem, and told the poor soul having the time of his life that bumper cars are meant for the amusement park and not, erm, meant for the roads. And fortunately for us too, surveillance cameras were on hand to catch all the action. Enjoy:
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When we told you yesterday that mainland Chinese are flocking to Hong Kong in droves to watch the world's first 3D porn film Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, we knew this was just low hanging fruit ready for NMA's picking -- and we were right! Enjoy: more ›