Seriously, who does this? Three skeezy-looking twenty-something males in cheap suits are apparently involved in a crime ring that specializes in stealing reservation books from Shanghai's Italian restaurants. The management at Da Marco have recently released this video of the criminals caught in the act:
WANTED: Shanghai expat gang of reservation book thieves!
Rush Limbaugh impersonates President Hu: CHIN CHANG, CHIN CHANG CHONG
LIMBAUGH: Eh, never mind. We're not gonna gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because the -- well, the -- Hu Jintao, he was speaking, and they weren't translating.
They normally -- you have some translator every couple of words. But Hu Jintao was just going... chin chang chin chan chong chang chi bababba chi chike zhing zha zhe zhike rroooor ji kedi ba baba.
Netizens rip on Mao condom ads
The Germans and their notoriously risque advertisements may have bitten off more than they can chew with Doc Morris Pharmaceuticals' most recent condom ads.
Guangdong village official slashes fields to build mega-tomb
A bookkeeping official in Dongfushan village, Guandong province allegedly razed 24 mou (亩) of land - roughly 4 acres - to provide himself and his family with a large "luxurious and imposing" cemetery plot according to a Guangzhou Daily article from last week.
The Nanjing Dong Lu "Laser Top"
Have you ever walked down Nanjing Dong Lu and wondered, "What idiots buy those plastic wind-up tops that shoot out laser lights and play annoying music?" Well, now you have your answer: Us. We have our reasons: We're suckers for toys.We wanted to see what our dogs thought of it.They are cheap (10-15 RMB).The song it plays is "Axel F."Yes, Axel F! Anyway, the embedded video shows you what the top looks and sounds like...
YouTube Vids: Yao Ming, Jin the Emcee and Brokeback Shanghai
There are probably some pretty good Shanghai vids at toodou.com, too. Unfortunately, this Shanghaiist can't read Chinese ... yet.
Let's hope horns don't come standard on a Segway
On our way to the gym on Sunday, Shanghaiist spotted two men riding what appeared to be Segway Human Transporters in front of the Xintiandi Starbucks. And we thought, Great, Shanghai needs more motorized vehicles on its already cluttered sidewalks. The men were meandering around, attracting stares from curious onlookers. A couple people approached the Segwayers and they handed out business cards. Could China be the next country Segway slowly rolls into (and fails to generate enough sales to survive)? According to Segway's official site, there are no Segway distributors in Mainland China -- Taiwan is the closest.
Chinese bite 'forbidden fruit' at much younger age
That's the headline China's state-run news service Xinhua used for this story, which says the average age Chinese urban youths lose their virginity is now 17.4, nine years younger than when their grandparents first did the nasty.

