Michael Jordan sues Qiaodan Sports Company for misusing his name
Michael Jordan has had enough! The former Basketball Jesus and current Charlotte Bobcats owner filed a lawsuit in Beijing today against Qiaodan (乔丹), a Chinese athletic shoe and apparel company that has blatantly used the Chinese transliteration of Jordan's surname for years.
Non-actual Breaking News: Bans in China still ignored
We already know that absolutely everything is already banned in China, including: foreign cat videos, networks of people having more fun than you, Western religious music, indoor smoking, console videogames, time travel, siblings, blue tree-worshipping cat people, Miley Cyrus, English usage in the media, pajamas in public, U.S. pork (since lifted), Bjork, and the employment of strippers at funerals.
Together, we are the human network that spies on you: Cisco accused of monitoring Chinese dissidents
On behalf of the outlawed benevolent spiritual group/black renegade cult Falun Gong, the Human Rights Law Foundation has filed a U.S. federal lawsuit against Cisco Systems, claiming they corroborated with the Chinese government in monitoring the activities of dissident groups.

