Results tagged “penis”

Yet another weekend has arrived, and seems a lot of people have been talking about the opening of the Shelter. They are holding a 'soft opening' tonight and hosting Dex, from the Underground Resistance, tomorrow. For those of you who are in the mood for more of a visual than some dude spinning on the decks (or laptop), there are plenty of live shows to choose from. Just down the street from the Shelter are...

Normally the water itself here in China is enough to make your skin start to blister and peel and fall off, but in a shallow pool at Dianchi Chuntian, a wonderfully relaxing (and affordable) hot springs spa in Kunming, Yunnan Province, it's swarms of hungry fish that seek out your skin — the dead stuff, we were assured — and ingest it. It's meant to be healthy, for you and the fish.

Beijing's Olympic countdown extravaganza suggests China is likely to put on a spectacular show next August, but the run-up also illustrated that the next 382 days are unlikely to be trouble free for the hosts.

We're not sure Bai Ling's latest lady parts on display counts as news, given the fact that her private parts are more well-publicized than she is. But, combine the Bai-sexual actress' escapades with Zhang Ziyi's body double's web-search for love; add the biggest dick in China; and throw in a PRC plug for "sexy famous models... touching each other," and we'll take the bait.

We honestly have no idea (really, honey[1], we don't), but some guy named Professor Goya recently had this to say to a reporter for Japan's Shukan Taishu:

Gay in the city and want to meet new people without A. Consuming unseemly amounts of alcohol, B. Making a Gaydar or Fridae account, C. Begging friends for introductions, D. Gyrating on the dance floor?

Here at Shanghaiist, we think the Letters from China blog has been busy carving their own blogging niche by reporting on yet another novelty condom available here in China. Not content with sharing the news that police warrant card and Lei Feng frangers were to be found in China, they have now identified the big bopper — Chairman Mao condoms:

Shanghaiist was browsing around on SHExpat Forums yesterday, and came across a thread discussing the loss of one of Shanghai's renowned cheap eating establishments — Turk's.

is a hit. It's getting rave reviews, grossing millions, and definitely the most quotable thing we've seen in ages. But Borat seems to have missed most of the -ist cities, and we were all wondering how the film would have been different if he'd made his way around the world on the -ist tour.

Since we broke the stories of Shandong Erge and Yaofei Niangniang in the English-language blogosphere, their tales have gone round and round and round the world. Thanks to our stories, Shandong Erge has been named China's answer to Aleksey Vayner, and has also entered into the Douchebag Hall of Fame.

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The video clip about Tong's case was "useful in helping us protect state secrets,'' the Sichuan Population and Family Planning Commission said in a July 31 statement on its Web site.

... do yourself a favor and don't throw it down the drain, or at least choose a narrow drain that has a bottleneck somewhere. A Shenyang man failed to heed this advice and recently Lorena Bobbitted himself (story in Chinese). Apparently, he had a fight with his wife and, in a heated moment ... cut off his penis ... and threw it down a drain. He is only 26 years old, and they plan on staying married. They love each other, but he just couldn't control his internet game addiction. The story doesn't really say how the whole scenario went down, so please excuse this little sleep-deprivation-inspired excursion into pulp screenwriting, but maybe this is what happened that fateful night (proceed at your own risk ... this screenplay is unrated):

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Londonist prepares a Happy Birthday bath for Buddah this week and then things get all cliched. A madman goes on a rampage while axe-wiedling and London's mayor warns an American diplomat to avoid the kitchen if the heat bothers him so much.

With a title like that, you know it's got to be good. Said the China Daily report:

• Some Chinese activists on hunger strikes have gone missing. Wonder if it was these "activists" who helped lead the foreign press to the story.
• In the Washington Post: "The soul of Freezing Point has been extinguished. Only an empty shell remains."
• China is now home to 10 billionaires, up from three last year. Forbes lists China's 400 richest.