In terrible news for unmarried hussies nationwide, artificial hymens have been withdrawn from online sale after Chinese doctors warned the perfidious products could cause serious infections. more ›

A weib currently making the rumor mill rounds has it that Sister Feng (凤姐), a woman remarkable for the severity of her delusional demands on husbands-to-be being matched only by the severity of her overbite, is going to star in a Japanese AV film. more ›

In order to dive into the world of rural sex workers so as to better understand and to speak up for them, Liumang Yan decided to become a prostitute for a day last week. To be more exact, she didn't exactly prostitute herself -- she offered sexual services free of charge to migrant workers. Along the way, she posted updates on Sina and Tencent Weibo, telling her followers about the hardships faced by the women she met, and the men she served. more ›

Kill them, of course. A man surnamed Jiang has been detained and charged for killing one and injuring three others after they interrupted the little rumpus-stumpus he was having with two hustlers in his car parked on a road in Foshan, Guangdong. The details: more ›

A male sheep and female deer who have apparently fallen in love at the Yunnan Zoo have become the latest internet stars after a series of pictures posted by the zoo on Sina Weibo went viral. more ›

Eligible AIDS patients shall be covered by China's basic allowance system, in which the poorest people can get subsidies from the government to ensure a basic living standard, said Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao. more ›

Shanghai Daily reports: "Three local officials are among the six men detained for having sex with two teenage girls in Lueyang County, northwest China's Shaanxi Province, according to the police." more ›

This past summer in Chengdu, a blatantly insecure boyfriend forced his girlfriend to endure beatings, sleep deprivation and a chastity belt over his suspicions she was cheating on him. more ›

You might need to reconsider that weekend orgy you were planning! An expert with the Shanghai Public Health Center revealed that AIDS is on the increase in Shanghai, during a forum at Fudan University yesterday. more ›

A love hotel has opened in Hefei, the capital of Anhui Province. The hotel is equipped with rooms of different styles and S&M toys, including handcuffs and other items. more ›

Two videos of an underaged boy performing oral sex on another have been posted to the social networking site Facebook in Taiwan, reports Apple Daily. In the first of the clips, the two boys who appeared to be about 2- or 3-years-old, were engaged in the sexual act which was filmed by a man, who could be heard commenting in the background, "That was too fast, do it again!" In the other video, the younger boy was held on the chest by a man as he received fellatio from the older boy while another adult male filmed the act. During the course of the filming, one of the men could be heard asking the other in Taiwanese if he managed to get it all down on tape. The videos went viral shortly after they were posted to Facebook. more ›

Experts state that China is now home to at least one million infertile men. Unfortunately that's not all: findings also show that 50% of Chinese men over 40 suffer from erectile dysfunction. Such statistics make it seem almost inconceivable that China saw over 18 million births in 2009 or the equivalent more than 15% of the U.S. population. more ›

Around 20 girls under the age of 18, including two under the age of 14, have had a prostitution ring of their own making uncovered in Shanghai's Zhabei district, after a customer who had his watch stolen reported the ring to local authorities. more ›

And by AHHH, we mean a scream of the viscerally disgusting get-it-away-from-me variety. A dentist working at Zhongshan Hosptial in Shanghai's far western district of Qingpu (青浦区) has been detained for sticking his genitals in a woman's mouth during surgery on Friday. more ›

The 34-year-old man who kept four women in a dungeon in Luoyang, Henan as sex slaves has been sacked from his position and stripped of his party membership:

Li Hao was fired from the inspection team under the Bureau of Quality and Technical Supervision of Luoyang, Henan Province, after he was detained for forcing the women into prostitution and to feature in porno videos uploaded on the Internet to make money, Guangzhou Daily reported today. more ›

In South Africa, where the HIV incidence rate is well over 10% of the population, condoms are such a weighty matter that the courts will step in if they think you're bringing in substandard condoms. more ›

This is the decidedly low-tech parallel to the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal, and it involves Wang Xiangui (王先贵), a department chief at the taxation bureau in Guiyang, Guizhou province. more ›

Um, we're sure you're really interested in new trends within the Chinese gaming industry on display at the 9th China Digital Entertainment Expo & Conference (aka Chinajoy) held in Shanghai over the weekend. After all, there's all sorts of exciting developments about the country's still maturing digital entertainment landscape, which has yet to produce the sort of world-beating entertainment properties regularly featured at game conferences like the Tokyo Game Show, or the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) held annually in Los Angeles. However, we have little to say on the subject, and unfortunately can only provide as a consolation prize this modest gallery of women (and perhaps at least one or two males, we really can't say for sure) hired for, uh...um...sorry, we lost our train of thought. We're just going to look at a few more pics to figure out what they were hired for. It'll come to us, we're sure. more ›

Also known as "dogging" (or is that a term for sex in a public place in general?), bumping uglies in your car has been a favorite pasttime of pimply teens and enthusiastic lovers since the dawn of the automobile. Apparently that trend has arrived with full force in China, where it is known as "car quaking" (车震, chēzhèn). Thanks to this post circulating on the Chinese internet, we now have a map of the best places in Shanghai to grab a park 'n' pet. more ›

The only thing surprising about this report is that young people in Shanghai are still having sex that late!: "YOUNG people in Shanghai are having their first sexual activity earlier than older generations, and more choose cohabitation before marriage, according to a report issued yesterday by the Shanghai Academy of Social Sciences. People born in the 1980s have sex for the first time at an average age of 21, said the report based on the questionnaires of 2,200 locals born from the 1950s to the 1980s. The average is the same for men and women. In comparison, men and women born in the 1970s had their first sex at an average age of 23, while the average age for people born in the 1960s or 1950s was 25 for men and 23 for women. Meanwhile, about 45 percent of married people born in the 1980s live together before marriage, compared with 30 percent for people born in the 1970s and 15 percent among those born in the 1960s and 1950s." [Shanghai Daily] more ›

The chief justice of Xiangyang, Fan Haitao (范海涛) has been busted for checking in to a hotel for a rendezvous with the discipline secretary of the Fancheng district court, Liu Huamei (柳华梅), who was apparently promoted by him not so long ago. more ›

Life's not easy if you're Edison Chen (陈冠希), the Hong Kong singer-actor that was embroiled in the Chinese world's biggest sex scandal ever. There are always new sex scandals to fend off, pesky reporters to deal with and people blaming you for other people's divorce. more ›

A group of Chinese tourists have reported a travel agent to the authorities after they were forced to pay RMB800 each in tickets for sex shows in Pattaya when the guide stopped their bus in a remote area and turned off the a/c till everyone paid up. According to one of those tourists, "It was extremely hot in the coach, but we dared not leave because it was stopped in a dark, remote place. The tour guide said that if we didn't pay, the driver wouldn't have money for fuel." The travel agency says it has since sacked the tour guide for inappropriate behaviour and offered a full refund and compensation for the tickets. [Shanghai Daily] more ›

Shanghai human rights lawyer Li Tiantian (李天天), one of many activists to have 'disappeared' during the crackdown on the Jasmine protests, was recently freed on May 24 after three months of detention. more ›

"A MAN went on trial yesterday at the Shanghai No. 2 Intermediate People's Court for allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend after intercourse. On December 7 last year, the 23-year-old man surnamed Yan asked his ex-girlfriend surnamed Chen, 21, to meet in a room at the Pretty House Hotel on Guangxi Road S., the court was told. The two fell in love in 2006 and broke up in 2009. After having sex with Chen at the hotel, Yan demanded that they resume their affair but was rejected. He then strangled Chen to death. After the killing, Yan drank a bottle of pesticide and set a bedsheet alight in a suicide bid. He was saved by firefighters later." [Shanghai Daily] more ›

The views expressed by Professor Peng Xiaohui (彭晓辉) of the Central China Normal University at a lecture last Tuesday entitled “Sex and Interpersonal Relationships" has fired up a maelstrom of debate, among students present at the lecture and online. more ›

57 year old performance artist, Cheng Li, from Lanzhou, Gansu province, has been sentenced to a year of "reeducation through labour" for having sex with his wife in public during a show at the Beijing Modern Art Gallery two months ago. more ›

We have no doubt that Chinese inventors will soon rule the world. Don't believe us? Well, just take a look at this video. Some wonderful company in Jiangsu has apparently invented a sperm collecting machine. Great! With this machine, now sperm banks around the world no longer need to get donors to "do it yourself". The machine boasts of a cylinder pump which they say feels like a vajayjay inside. Like it tighter? Looser? Faster? Slower? All of that, and the height of the pump itself is adjustable. There's also a screen that can play you your favourite porn in a wide variety of file formats while the machine pumps the baby batter out of you. This machine is supposedly great for sufferers of premature ejaculation because it helps to desensitise the penis. Any PE patients out there? Get one from their Alibaba store for the great price of US$2,800 and tell us if it works! more ›