This clip from "Accidents That Should Never Happen," an allegedly instructional bit from Beijing TV's show Traffic Light, makes us wonder two things: if the people are going to be okay, and how their genes survived this long with that level of decision-making. Via beijingcream.com.
Watch: "Accidents That Should Never Happen" segment from Beijing TV show Traffic Light
Watch: Uyghur acrobat wows audiences at Canada's Got Talent!
Uyghur circus performer Aygul Memet performs hoola hoops at Canada's Got Talent, and not only does she wow them, she also educates them about her homeland which -- as Josh Summers of Far West China astutely observes -- she refers to as "Uyghur", not "Xinjiang" or "East Turkestan" and which she says is "occupied by China".
Watch: Dapeng responds to Conan O'Brien
Contrite showhost Dapeng has gone on his latest show without his usual opening sequence -- yes the one he ripped off from Conan O'Brien -- and apologised to the American talkshow host for stealing his stuff, promising to never use it again. He also apologised to his audience for "losing the face of the Chinese people," and jokes "My ex-girlfriend sent me a text saying how she regrets dumping me and how she saw me on American television. Now, I'm international." Watch with English subtitles here. Thanks TeaLeafNation!
CCTV America goes live
State broadcaster China Central Television (CCTV) has officially launched CCTV America in its bid to capture a greater share of the global audience. The new operation, located out of a brand new studio in Washington DC, will be produced by about 100 journalists in 15 bureaus in North and South America, offering viewers four hours of programming daily in three programmes: Biz Asia America, a business news broadcast; The Heat, a talkshow; and Americas Now, a news magazine programme.
CCTV's spring festival gala losing viewers
US billionaire Warren Buffett may have appeared on this year's chunwan (春晚), CCTV's Chinese New Year gala show, but even that wasn't enough to turn around the long-standing decline of the annual affair. Barbara Demick and John Lee of the Los Angeles Times write that increasingly heavy-handed censorship has caused several heavyweight celebrities to drop out of the show and driven viewers away:
Watch: Warren Buffett on CCTV's spring festival gala playing the ukulele
And here it finally is -- the video that Warren Buffett sent in to CCTV to be played at the spring festival gala -- in all its 45-second glory! To send his new year's greetings to 1.3 billion Chinese, the Berkshire Hathaway chairman strummed on his ukulele and sang "I've Been Working on the Railroad" in front of a room-sized model railroad.
Warren Buffett to sing for this year's Spring Festival Gala!
What the what?! Apparently Warrent Buffet has already sent in a video of himself singing and playing guitar for this year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala, to be aired on a special web broadcast on New Year's Day (January 23.)
Cut-in ads during soap operas banned by SARFT?
The State Administration of Radio Film and Television (SARFT) may move to ban all cut-in advertisements during soap operas on all TV channels, including CCTV.
Tuesday Timewaster: Old folks choir covers Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance'
Gaga + Old Chinese folks + Macarena = Thank you, internet.
Chinese football back on state TV next season
CCTV5, China's national sports channel, decided to cease coverage of the country's best-supported pro sports league towards the end the 2008 in response to a disorderly occurence which took place during a Beijing Guoan - Wuhan FC match. CCTV bigwigs, and presumably all those tuning in at home, were left spluttering into their teacups in disgust when a fracas broke out between Wuhan's big money signing Li Weifeng and Beijing's Lu Jiang. The on-field rumpus which ensued led to the Hubei province-based team pulling out of the CSL in protest at the CFA's decision to ban Li Weifeng for eight matches as punishment for his misdemeanours.
SARFT orders TV stations to be less excessively entertaining
An “Entertainment Restriction” (限娱令) has been issued by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT) to impose further restrictions on entertainment shows of provincial TV stations, Netease reports. Dating and other 6 kinds of programs will be restricted, and only 2 entertainment shows will be allowed to air during prime time (7:30pm to 10pm) on one provincial satellite channel weekly.
Jin Xing to Li Yang: You're an exceedingly filthy and selfish man
It's been two months since Li Yang, the self-styled evangelist of the English language and founder of the Crazy English franchise, was accused by his American wife Kim Lee of domestic violence, but Li has not only NOT been hiding in a hole, he's been going around China talking about the episode to just about anyone willing to interview him! Li was recently in Shanghai for a talkshow where he was unlucky enough to meet the sharp-tongued Jin Xing, the dancer who was unceremoniously booted off a Zhejiang reality show as a judge recently, just because she was transgender.
Jin Xing says kicked off reality show for being transgender
Jin Xing (金星), one of the foremost figures in Chinese contemporary dance and a judge on the reality television singing competition Fei Tong Fan Xiang 《非同凡响》says she has been kicked off the show by order of the Zhejiang Province Radio, Film and Television Bureau because of her transsexual identity.
Sohu Vice-President Liu Chun slams anti-Japanese productions
Sohu Vice-President Liu Chun (刘春) laments in a post on his Sohu Weibo profile about the anti-Japanese propaganda productions that are shown every September 18, anniversary of the Mukden Incident in 1931, which subsequently led to the Japanese invasion of Manchuria:
September 18 -- I'd like to plead with China's film industry workers. Please stop making those obscene, mythological anti-Japanese films where a child destroys a dozen (Japanese) devils, a farmer hundreds, and a guerilla thousands. Are the (Japanese) short-legged or brain-damaged? Each scene requires hordes of cameos to act as (Japanese) corpses. Please, pay a bit of attention to history. Stop turning a 14-year-long brutal war which caused the death of tens of millions into a game.more ›
Plug pulled on Super Girl, androgynous girls now Super Sad
This may come as a surprise for many, but the crazy-popular, females-only singing contest, 'Super Girl' (快乐女声), has been pulled off the air permanently after the show bid farewell with its finale last Friday!
Amazing Race host Allan Wu receives flak for comments about Shanghai
Allan Wu, the American-born Chinese host of The Amazing Race: China Rush, the reality television series now airing on International Channel Shanghai (ICS), has received flak for comments he allegedly made in the Shin Min Daily News, a Chinese-language broadsheet known in Singapore for its trashy tabloid content.
Watch: Snippets from CCTV's English talent competition
Elyse Ribbons shares with us this cute little video featuring snippets of Outlook English, an English-language talent competition organised by national broadcaster CCTV for young people, where she appeared as a "celebrity judge". Which "talents" are your favourites?
China to satellite television: Be more boring!
We all know the Chinese government loves to drop the ban hammer, but this is getting ridiculous. The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT) have reportedly announced to China’s national satellite TV stations that “entertainment” programs will only be allowed to air three times a week and during times other than primetime (5pm-10pm).
Watch: Highlights from China's Got Talent grand finals! (plus special appearance by Susan Boyle)
China's Got Talent ended its second season with a grand finale at the Shanghai Stadium yesterday night attended by a crowd of 80,000. Zhuo Jun, a 19-year-old self-taught dancer from a small village in southern China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, pipped 55-year-old "Auntie Sweetie" Cai Hongping to become the champion. Zhuo wowed audiences with his self-choreographed robotic dance, while Cai, a vegetable seller who has been touted as China's answer to Susan Boyle, sang "Nessun Dorma", the popular aria from Puccini's opera Turandot.
China's Got Talent judge Gao Xiaosong to be charged for drunk driving
"NETIZENS will get a chance to choose a new temporary judge for "China's Got Talent," in place of songwriter Gao Xiaosong, for the program's new episode recording on May 19, officials of the TV reality show said yesterday. Gao was detained for drunk driving in Beijing on Monday and he might face detention of between one to six months. Producers of the show temporarily appointed Antonio Chen, a Taiwan music producer and composer, to fill Gao's slot on the judges panel for the recording on Tuesday. But the recording for the next episode on May 19 will have a new temporary judge, selected largely based on online votes on the program's Sina microblog by May 18. The 10 candidates are mainland film directors Lu Chuan and Feng Xiaogang, singer/composer Wang Feng, actress Xu Jinglei, pop idol Faye Wong, Hong Kong music producer Harry Hui, Taiwan singers Jonathan Lee, Lo Ta-yu and Fei Yu-ching, as well as Antonio Chen." [Shanghai Daily]
Did inspiration for the design of the China Pavilion come from Criminal Minds?
Shanghaiist reader Andy Shum sent us the following screengrabs from a 1st season episode of Criminal Minds, a CBS police procedural drama that premiered September 2005, that also happens to be one of the most popular US TV series on Tudou. "This, being episode 20," says Shum, "would have aired in May, 2006. Coincidence?"
One week left to audition for The Amazing Race: China Rush II!
The Amazing Race's China Rush is returning for a second season, and for all of you in China, here's your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the show!
Has China found a new Susan Boyle in farmer Zhu Zhiwen?
Move over, "Little Fatty". China's new singing sensation comes in the form of a farmer from Zhulou Village in Shandong Province by the name of Zhu Zhiwen (朱之文). Zhu became an instant celebrity after clips of his audition at a talent show on Shandong TV, "I'm a Big Star", went viral on the internets. Like Susan Boyle, Zhu arrived on set poorly dressed, and had most people in the audience thinking he was just another nutcase. But they changed their minds as soon as he opened his mouth: Zhu's rendition of the theme song of the movie drama “Romance of Three Kingdoms” had the audience up on their feet by the time he was done, and judges on the show were so shell-shocked by his voice that they had to make sure he wasn't a shanzhai farmer putting on a lousy coat.
Watch: Nick Vujicic speaks to Lu Yu about a life without limbs
Many years ago, we had the complete privilege of listening to Nick Vujicic, a young Australian man born without arms and legs due to a rare disorder known as Tetra-amelia, speak live at a church in Singapore. Today, the 28-year-old has been travelling the world as a motivational speaker (and also itinerant preacher), and has visited China three times so far, bringing his message of hope to universities, orphanages and other charities. Last month, Vujicic was invited onto the show "A Date with Lu Yu" (China's equivalent to The Oprah Winfrey Show), where he charmed the host and thousands of people watching the show with his amazing, empowering life story. The show is about 50 minutes long, but most of the interview is conducted in English.
Watch: The New Yorker's China correspondent Evan Osnos on Colbert
We like it when China gets play on the Colbert Report, especially when he interviews people who know things about stuff. Last night The New Yorker's China correspondent Evan Osnos went on the show for his second time to face Colbert's wit-laden badgering (or as Osnos describes it on his blog, to play the role of "informative tackling dummy".)
China's Got Talent: Season Two auditions kick off in Shanghai!
How did we miss this?! China's Got Talent finally began auditions for its second season yesterday, and they started with Shanghai! Reports about the number of registrants who showed up in Zhabei district yesterday vary - Sina says around 9,000, which is three to four times the number of participants last year.
Watch: Hunky semi-naked ABC guy performs ring acrobatics on China's Got Talent
Last night, China's Got Talent put together a special Chinese New Year's show to create buzz for its upcoming second season.
Watch: BTV's Spring Festival disaster featuring Numa Numa vs Super Mario Bros
Sopranos and tenors are a fixture at every year's spring festival gala show on television, but what happens when show producers, in their overzealousness to connect with younger audiences, make them sing songs that were never meant to be sung by them? The result, ladies and gentlemen, is a CATASTROPHE, as you will see in the following clip from Beijing TV's show:
Listen: Gong Linna's "Perturbed" choir in action
Since her appearance at Hunan TV's 2011 New Year show, Gong Linna's (龚琳娜) star has continued to rise, and her song "Perturbed" 《忐忑》continues to be a hot favourite on the internet. 100 fans have been training together with her as part of her special choir, and recently, they took the stage at Beijing TV's Chinese New Year show to perform the song. See if you can spot the crazy laowai's in there:

