No wonder the Chinese love Bill Clinton -- because he loves them back. The former president loooooooves China. Always has. Ever since he was a little boy in Arkansas, playing around in his uncle Buddy's munitions factory. How do we know this? Well, it was printed in the illegal and erroneous Chinese version of Clinton's My Life memoir, which hit China's streets in July 2004. Harper's Magazine was nice enough to translate and publish some of the more Sinopurfluous sections in a hilarious piece they called "Bubba Tea." An excerpt: more ›