Oops of the Day: CCTV anchor He Jia mistakenly declares (at 1'35"): "As we all know, the Philippines is Chinese territory. China has unquestionable sovereignty over the Philippines." The video went viral shortly after it first appeared on Sina Weibo, and was quickly scrubbed off the CCTV website.
Watch: CCTV anchor declares the Philippines as inherent part of China's sovereign territory
Chongqing man cross-dresses in public asking for sex
A man in Chongqing who says he is sick and tired of his (non-existent) sex life is taking matters into his hands in a most unusual way. The man was seen on a busy avenue wearing red female underwear, black stockings and a white bra. He was also wearing a pair of pink earrings and was not ashamed at all, striking different poses in front of cameras and mobile phones.
Watch: Girl swallowed up by sidewalk sinkhole in Xi'an
Sinkholes, sinkholes, everywhere. An unsuspecting young woman in Xi'an found herself suddenly swallowed up by a sidewalk which caved in as soon as she stepped onto it. Fortunately, a cab driver who was passing by witnessed the accident and came immediately to her rescue, as seen in the surveillance video above. However, it wasn't until firefighters arrived on the scene much later that the girl was pulled out to safety. In a similar accident earlier this month in Beijing, another young woman suffered 90% burns after falling into hot water from exploded pipes underground after the pavement beneath her suddenly caved in. She died soon afterwards in the hospital.
Gallery: Dumped capsules turn drainage channel into river of rainbows
A huge quantity of capsules shells was found dumped into a drainage channel in Zhengzhou, He'nan province, turning the 300-meter long dyke ditch into a "river of rainbows" and even dying the water bluish green.
Watch: Woman in Sichuan gets hair caught in neck massager
Firefighters in Sichuan province had to be called in after a 64-year-old granny got her hair stuck in a neck massager after using the machine to soothe the pain in her neck. Two hours (and a lot of hair lost) later, she was finally free from the device. Watch it to believe it.
Dongyang citizens enjoy eggs soaked in the pee of virgin school boys
Would you like your eggs scrambled, sunny-side up, or how about boiled in the piss of a virgin boy? In an age-old practice that seems to bridge the gap between Jackass stunts and serious tradition, every spring Dongyang's citizens chow down on eggs marinated and cooked in schoolboy urine harvested from primary school toilets. Reuters highlights the preparation procedure:
Son incites father to rape girlfriend TWICE
A man in Shenzhen invited his father to rape his girlfriend twice after quarrels with her, an "offer" which the dad accepted on both occassions. Both father and son have now been sentenced to (a shockingly low) 39 and 18 months respectively behind bars, according to a report by the Southern Daily.
Shanghai doctors successfully remove scissors from boy's head
Ouch. A boy was rushed from Jiaxing in neighbouring Zhejiang province to Shanghai Children's Hospital with a pair of scissors lodged in the side of his head. Surgeons at the hospital successfully removed the scissors in a four-hour operation Sunday evening and the boy is now in stable condition. Shanghai Daily with the details:
Husband kills wife in S&M session, then dumps her body in another province
A man surnamed Tang has been charged by a local court in Sichuan province for killing his wife in a sadomaschistic game.
Vietnamese flag on Chinese government building?
A government building in Huai'an, Jiangxi Province has been spotted with a torn national flag resembling the Vietnamese flag in front of its building.
Man circumcises himself with razor, then faints at the sight of his own blood
A 33-year-old man fainted at the sight of his own blood after using a razor to circumcise himself following complaints from his wife about his overly-long foreskin.
Watch: Woman chastises "class enemies" on public bus
Although the Cultural Revolution has been over for more than 35 years, its rhetoric still lingers on in the minds of some Chinese people. Terms such as "class enemies", though used as the worst insults some stubborn leftists can use, are now serving as some of the best humor.
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Watch: (Supposedly) mainland Chinese guy takes dump on the streets of Hong Kong
In this recently uploaded, and soon-to-be viral Youtube video, a (purported) mainland Chinese man takes a dump in full view of everyone on a busy shopping avenue in Hong Kong. After he's done, he stands there like a boss with his pants still down as he waits for his companion to bring him some proper asswipes. Lovely. Just the sort of thing we need now to lay the HK vs Mainland controversy to rest.
Man accuses wife of adultery, carves "This is what happens when you cheat" into her stomach
A man from Wuxi, Jiangsu has been imprisoned after accusing his wife of adultery and carving "She ruined my life" "This is what happens to cheating sluts" into her stomach as retribution.
Guizhou village rids itself of historic "Dog Shit" name
Strange article in Shanghai Daily today, "Police help poor village cast off shit name" -- who knew SHDaily were allowed to curse like sailors! Aside from the strange editorial oversight that allowed one of the "Big Three" swearwords into a publication that's read by thousands of expat families (though this story was not in the print edition), is the odd story itself.
Young mom cuts off baby's penis because she preferred a daughter
Most people in China prefer to have sons instead of daughters to continue the family name, but not one young woman in Yancheng, Jiangsu province. In fact, she wanted to have a girl so badly she took a pair of scissors and snipped off her five-month-old son's penis. The court has handed her a five year prison sentence.
Say AHHH! Dentist puts penis in woman's mouth during surgery
And by AHHH, we mean a scream of the viscerally disgusting get-it-away-from-me variety. A dentist working at Zhongshan Hosptial in Shanghai's far western district of Qingpu (青浦区) has been detained for sticking his genitals in a woman's mouth during surgery on Friday.
Watch: Toddler run over by two vehicles, ignored by all but one trash collector
Warning: The following video contains graphic images not suitable for all viewers. If you have children with you, please lock them out of your room before clicking on this video.
Shanghai Daily: Free access to flower fest for virgins aged 22 and above!
WOMEN who were born before September 17, 1989, and claim to be virgins can enter the Zhouluo Wild Osmanthus Fragrans Festival in Changsha for free.more ›
Wednesday WTF: Starf*cks, to go please
Circulating wildly now on Sina Weibo and the Taiwanese media -- Starfucks, a shanzhai cafe, located in Liuzhou, Guangxi Province. We dug around a little and found that Liuzhou Laowai discovered this gem in March. Maybe he can give us an update on how it's doing?
Chinese carpenter survives being impaled with a steel pole
Holy cow of the day: a Sichuan carpenter fell off the second story of a construction site and landed on a steel pole. It impaled him completely through, from his waist to the side of his neck, but managed to be not fatality-inducing. He was able to get it removed safely and is now in stable condition.

