In this recently uploaded, and soon-to-be viral Youtube video, a (purported) mainland Chinese man takes a dump in full view of everyone on a busy shopping avenue in Hong Kong. After he's done, he stands there like a boss with his pants still down as he waits for his companion to bring him some proper asswipes. Lovely. Just the sort of thing we need now to lay the HK vs Mainland controversy to rest.
Watch: (Supposedly) mainland Chinese guy takes dump on the streets of Hong Kong
Man accuses wife of adultery, carves "This is what happens when you cheat" into her stomach
A man from Wuxi, Jiangsu has been imprisoned after accusing his wife of adultery and carving "She ruined my life" "This is what happens to cheating sluts" into her stomach as retribution.
Guizhou village rids itself of historic "Dog Shit" name
Strange article in Shanghai Daily today, "Police help poor village cast off shit name" -- who knew SHDaily were allowed to curse like sailors! Aside from the strange editorial oversight that allowed one of the "Big Three" swearwords into a publication that's read by thousands of expat families (though this story was not in the print edition), is the odd story itself.
Young mom cuts off baby's penis because she preferred a daughter
Most people in China prefer to have sons instead of daughters to continue the family name, but not one young woman in Yancheng, Jiangsu province. In fact, she wanted to have a girl so badly she took a pair of scissors and snipped off her five-month-old son's penis. The court has handed her a five year prison sentence.
Say AHHH! Dentist puts penis in woman's mouth during surgery
And by AHHH, we mean a scream of the viscerally disgusting get-it-away-from-me variety. A dentist working at Zhongshan Hosptial in Shanghai's far western district of Qingpu (青浦区) has been detained for sticking his genitals in a woman's mouth during surgery on Friday.
Watch: Toddler run over by two vehicles, ignored by all but one trash collector
Warning: The following video contains graphic images not suitable for all viewers. If you have children with you, please lock them out of your room before clicking on this video.
Shanghai Daily: Free access to flower fest for virgins aged 22 and above!
WOMEN who were born before September 17, 1989, and claim to be virgins can enter the Zhouluo Wild Osmanthus Fragrans Festival in Changsha for free.more ›
Wednesday WTF: Starf*cks, to go please
Circulating wildly now on Sina Weibo and the Taiwanese media -- Starfucks, a shanzhai cafe, located in Liuzhou, Guangxi Province. We dug around a little and found that Liuzhou Laowai discovered this gem in March. Maybe he can give us an update on how it's doing?
Chinese carpenter survives being impaled with a steel pole
Holy cow of the day: a Sichuan carpenter fell off the second story of a construction site and landed on a steel pole. It impaled him completely through, from his waist to the side of his neck, but managed to be not fatality-inducing. He was able to get it removed safely and is now in stable condition.

