It’s Shanghai Fashion Week, an opportunity for sleazy publications to run galleries of models in skimpy dresses and bikinis to drum up page-views while calling it news. But we’re not going to do that, we want to look past the fashion, and see the message behind the bikini, or something.
1. The ‘How Do I Fashion?’ look
2. Got bangs? Attach a curtain pull to the back of your hair for easy forehead access
3. The fez is such an underrated piece of beach headgear
4. Ladybirds. So hot right now
5. For those women who want to look like the seventies drank a gallon of grape soda and then thew up on them. Accessorise with an eye patch or a bachelorette party cowboy hat