For the low, low price of just 1,200 yuan, you can be the proud owner of this herbal knotweed root, which also happens to bear a strong resemblance to the naked female form.
Last week, a guy was spotted peddling the raunchy-looking root on the streets of Yichang, Hubei province. His asking price was only 1,200 yuan ($185.5), so we are afraid that it may just be gone by now.
Along with showing it off to your friends and loved ones, the root can also be used in traditional Chinese medicine. But, honestly, why would you want to do that?
Especially when there are so many more TCM items you can purchase that don’t look like they have female genitalia. Stop by your local market to pick up some magical alligator elixir:
Or some spooky-as-hell owl wine, if you can’t shake the shakes.
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