What is the top ranked hemorrhoid pain relief product on Amazon? Why Mayinglong Musk Hemorrhoids Ointment Cream of course.
Formulated hundreds of years ago by a family in China using ingredients taken from traditional Chinese medicine, Mayinglong musk cream now enjoys a 4.3 out of 5 stars rating on America’s top site for e-commerce.
Over the years, it’s accumulated 1,028 reviews. Let’s take a look at the top-rated one left by J. Stern on June 6th 2011:
Cool Off Your Poop Chute and Make It Smell Chinese
Okay, I find all the reviews of this product that comment on smell to be amusing. You are applying it to your anus. It is not the best smelling part of any body. Pretty much, almost anything you put on it, smells better than its natural state. This stuff smells like mentholated patchouli incense… much better than a hemmoroidal poop chute.
That said, this product is fantastic! It is extremely cooling – even after the initial application. You’ll feel nothing but a blissful cool tingle as the swollen ‘roids shrink. Seriously, it is like applying rose-colored ice cream to your bum… and the cool LASTS. I liked to mix this stuff with Nupercainal to get a cooling and numbing effect. After a day and a night, I can actually think of something other than on the pain and discomfort radiating from my backside. Buy this product. It is inexpensive and will let you focus on things other than your sore rectum.
Another satisfied customer said that: “The person who created this stuff should receive a Nobel Prize, an exemption from China’s One Child policy, front row seats at the Olympics, an entire stable of miniature giraffes, and free Ivy League education for their children.”
Ok, one more, this one by Nemo in 2013:
I had the ‘roids.
I had them bad.
Maybe it was even a fissure.
All I know is that every time I pooped it felt like pooping a broken lightbulb, and there was blood. For around six months. I was sure I was going to need surgery. I knew I needed a doctor.
Then I tried this stuff.
I was a little wary of putting anything from China on my body. Especially not there.
For the first two or three days I didn’t notice much difference. Little number, maybe. I started taking the Fargelin which I had ordered at the same time, but was even warier of ingesting.
Yes, I smelled like I was smuggling a stale egg roll between my butt cheeks. No one noticed. At least, no one noticed and commented.
And then…gone. Maybe after 10 days? I went from using it every morning and night and after every movement because I had to, to forgetting to use it because there was no pain.
I stopped taking it maybe a week ago and there’s a little irritation now and then when I go but nothing like before.
This stuff is a miracle. I don’t even want to know what’s in it, I don’t care, I lived, I feel great, and nothing else worked. Buy some.
In article titled “Chinese hemorrhoid ointment wins rave reviews in US,” China Daily notes that Chinese netizens are actually a bit surprised by the overwhelming positive response that Mayinglong has received abroad, because: “Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp Sauce is considered the favorite of both Chinese living abroad and those traveling overseas.” We are pretty sure they are talking about Chinese products overall, not only hemorrhoid treatments… pretty sure.
With news of Mayinglong’s international popularity spreading on Chinese social media, one of the company’s top directors gave an interview to The Paper, where he explained that despite the rave reviews, his company has does not plan on expanding abroad. Currently, overseas sales only make up 2% of their sales.
On Weibo, netizens confirmed the astounding properties of Mayinglong and celebrated the fact that China-made products were finally getting their due on the global stage.
“At least, an international brand that we can take pride in,” one netizen commented.
“Say no more, I’ll go out and buy some to try right now, even if I don’t have hemorrhoids, I consider it my patriotic duty,” another responded.
“I hear it also works on your face for treating acne,” advised another.
“Once your done eating Lao Gan Ma, it’s time to use Mayinglong. They should sell them together in a package,” another wrote.
So if hemorrhoids are ever a pain in your ass, you know which treatment option to choose. Pick up a 10-gram tube of Mayinglong Musk Hemorrhoids Ointment Cream on Amazon for only $5.88 (or on Tmall for 8 kuai).