The world has once again taken notice of one of China’s greatest contributions to modern society: the SW-3701 sperm sucker.
Produced by Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology company, the machine has been on sale since 2005. Back in 2011, we labeled it “Chinese innovation at its finest.”
The SW-3701 is for individuals who feel too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital and would rather have the deed done for them by a helpful robot. It comes equipped with an LCD monitor for porn watching. The cylindrical pump can adjust its speed and pressure to suit your preferences.
While the machine has reportedly seen “rising demand” from Chinese hospitals, we aren’t entirely sure why it has gone viral yet again, but, hey, we’re certainly not going to neglect to mention it. Here’s some takes from Twitter:
— Johan Javier (@Johan22) April 9, 2019
If you build it, they will come.
— Voysov Reason 🌎 (@VoysovReason) April 9, 2019
This is how humanity falls pic.twitter.com/HLu8EhNnkR
— Bone-kun (@0Bonekun0) April 7, 2019
In case you’re interested in owning your very own automatic sperm collector, they are on sale on Alibaba for between $5,000 to $6,000.